Noah Velez

a super sexy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. Noah Jacob Velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly Pr) Also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.

Guy 1: Drops a dudes mac.
Guy 2: Damn your such a Noah Velez sometimes!

by jesusjuiceman January 2, 2011

Noah

Noah has the worlds largest penis

Imagine your having sex with your girlfriedn and then... "OMG your penis is so big Noah!!!"

by b0b123 March 13, 2024

Noah

A person who has a tiny dick and likes to suck balls

Wow there’s noah

he such a ball

by Panda boy 13 November 16, 2019

Noah

Gay as FUCK. Knows all the words to W.A.P. Has a fake girlfriend. More femminie than Harry styles.

Stop beings such a Noah.

by dumbbi*ch69 November 4, 2020

Noah

Someone who hates POC. He is very annoying. will anger you, and cheats in videogames. He also has a GT 710 in 2022. Honestly Sad.

Noah is very annoying, and his pc sucks!

by InLuvWitJu June 5, 2022

Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

Noah

a guy who somehow adopts every person as his younger sibling but has no regards or quips about taking care of himself.

Noah a good person but a dick about taking care of himself

by ashtrollingnoah October 1, 2021