Mud Mouth

The act of licking or sucking an asshole clean.

"Did you hear what John did to his boyfriend the other night? He was a total mud mouth! I just can't believe it.'

by Somthin Somthin March 19, 2011

Mouth Banged

Used by Idiots as a way of expressing the fact that: A) They have never touched a girl, B)They just Licked a girl out, and C) They have no clue that you can not thrust your face into a girls crotch as if you were giving her a blowjob.

Idiot 1: Dude I just Mouth Banged my girl friend!
Guy: Yeah I was... wait, Mouth Banged, your Girl Friend?

by vectorspyke July 10, 2009

baby mouth

the act of one removing there teeth and prefomring oral sex

Man i was with this old head chick and she gave me the baby mouth.

by darkskin March 28, 2009

mouth-visit

Verb- (origin is from a drunk night); 1. The act of consuming an amount of liquid in one action without a break 2. Sexual connotation for the act of fellatio.

1. Ex. I bet you I can finish this 40 oz. in one mouth-visit.

2. Ex. I gave my girlfriend the best orgasm of her life in only one mouth-visit.

chug, head, oral, sip, drink, blowjob, twitter

by Wooden_Match September 20, 2011

Mouthful of Cookies

A feeling that one possesses when so sexually frustrated that they become desperate for sex, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn't).

First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)

Ex. 1:

Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"

The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"

Ex. 2:

Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"

Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."

by 500 Year Flood July 5, 2010

Smash Mouth

A Smash Mouth is a term to represent a physically thick white male who wears a chinstrap beard, over gelled, spiked up hair, and attempts to dress trendy, and most likely thinks he can sing.

AKA Resembles the lead singer of the band Smash Mouth.

He MAY claim to work out on the regular, however after hitting the gym, he also hits up Hooters with his pals and pounds a few back and eats some ribs to make up for the pounds he sweat off at the gym.

You all know this typical guy as "that douchebag"

Girl 1: Oh hey! Did you see the new muscular well dressed guy who has cute facial hair and likes to sing?!?!?

Girl 2: No wayyy who is he? I wanna meet him!

Guy 1: He's a total Smash Mouth.. and he has a chode. (See "chode" for definition)

by XSAOCIDEX May 10, 2009

Potty Mouth

Someone who texts or talks while they're on the john.

Adam thought it was awkward hearing Joe grunt on the phone until, he tole him he was potty mouthing.

by drummer13 December 16, 2008