Matt

Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.
Well, I wish matt knew me personally, he is such a dreamboat
by Josemourinho'sunderpants October 19, 2021
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Oh damnnnnn, look who it is, that hottie matttt!!
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Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.
Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt
by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2020
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Man who goes straight for anal, no lube.
Woah, matt Ripped my arsehole in to shreds to the point it was infected
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Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?

Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!

Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!

Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?

Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!

Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?

Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
by Nazgul_ring October 08, 2018
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Matt

The guy from wii sports that only poofesure can beat
Bro I cant believe it, I got paired with Matt in wii sports, how am I gonna win?!?!?!
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Matt

Matt’s are usually shy, but once you get to know him, he will turn your would up-side down. He always loves to have fun, but also has his own boundaries. He has two sides. There is his funny and goofy side and his serious side. Matt’s serious side is always his most disliked side. But everyone likes his fun side. You always want a Matt as a friend. He is most likely a Leo or Scorpio. And in a friend group, he is the one with great advice. He will always be loyal to his friends and family. You should always have a Matt by your side.
Matt is my best friend! He is always so great to me!
by Hufflepuff Boy January 02, 2021
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