May 11 

People born on this day are the best. Sexy , funny , cool , smart , ... and they usually have a good booty .

They are in every way better than people born on May 7!

Friend: You see that guy? He's so awesome, he was born on May 11.
Girl: Really? No wonder he's so fine. Damn I wish he was mine.

May 11 by El Shnorro loco April 16, 2020

May 19th 

National prairie dog day!
a day to give a fist bump to your friends because like prairie dogs friends stick together!

yo Andrew it’s may 19th
🤜🤛

May 19th by lizzy_s April 27, 2020

May 10 

National boy sends pictures of his dick to a girl day

Guy:”guess what day it is, may 10th ;)”

Girl:”Ouu I’m in for a treat”

May 10 by Whatupdiggidydawg May 10, 2020

May 21 

May 21 is national give your girlfriend your jersey day! so come on boys

him- are you wearing his jersey?
her- yes!! it’s may 21 national give your gf your jersey day

May 21 by Unicornhoe May 20, 2020

May 30th 

May 30th is "International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day"

Wira: Hi!
Girl: I can't talk to you today.
Wira: Why?
Girl: It's May 30th! International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day

May 30th by sadasie May 29, 2020

may 9th 

national facetime your crush day!

sally facetime your crush.
no.
its may 9th you have too

may 9th by potatotheif November 6, 2020

May 1 

if you are born on may 1st your the kindest, smartest, sometimes a little dumb, person.

Look Addison was born on may 1st. she must me really kind!

May 1 by ♉️ November 21, 2020