Miss Jackson

A major twat and the definition of a wanker.
Is extremely self absorbed and loves to talk about kids going for a shit

Shut the fuck up you miss Jackson wanna be

by "Xavi" March 16, 2024

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Miss Dhalia

Miss Dhalia is a real force of nature. She can and will make you bow down to her in full submission. You will grow to love being controlled by Miss Dhalia, as it is where you truly belong. Miss Dhalia takes good care of her good boys, rewarding them plentifully when they behave themselves. This is why all the good boys simp for Miss Dhalia, it's really only natural. Miss Dhalia is a gorgeous, intelligent, and sincere Goddess and she deserves only the best of treatment from anyone who is blessed with her presence.

Man #1: I went to church yesterday.
Man #2: I didn't know you are christian.
Man #1: I'm not, I was worshipping Miss Dhalia.

by Hi this is the truth March 31, 2023

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Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term

You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.

by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022

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