Karen

Always takess the kids when you get a divorce. A Karen cannot be trusted as a wife. If you are in love with a Karen, change your mind.

Guy 1: How did your divorce go?
Guy 2: Karen got full custody of the kids.
Guy 1: Damn, that sucks man.
Guy 2. I can only see the once a month.

by RippingTides February 13, 2019

Karen Throat

Karen Throat is when your throat is sore from sucking a coaches cock but your kid is still not getting enough playing time.

I have Karen Throat and my kid is sitting on the G-Dam bench.

by Dank Chamois September 19, 2020

entitled Karen

Someone in their 40s -80s with to much time on there hands and wants to see kids, fast food employees, and happy people, Die.

Person 1: Yo is that your mom?

Person in misery that is related to a bish:Yea... She's a entitled Karen.

by Venaca September 17, 2022

Karen

A very nice person that is introverted and enjoys rosé wine. Her hair is always fabulous and when she smiles her eyes look like they’re laughing bashfully. Karen is very creative and enjoys producing art in her free time while also supporting her local community. That being said Karens can be a bit hard to read as they always seem tired of your bullshit but really they are tired of everyone trying to under pay them for their artwork. That being said once you can recruit Karen into your friendship cult they will be down to choke out just about anyone (safely that is). In their free time they play games like magic the gathering and run The League of Karens Against Karens where they are currently plotting a coup to reclaim their name from the annoying white/blonde Karens that the world so hates.

Me: Is that a Karen? She doesn’t look like one…
Friend: No. That’s just Karen, she’s great. I have some of her artwork on my wall.
Me: Oh shit which piece?
Friend: The one with the mushrooms
Me: Fuck that piece is so great!

by CactusCucker November 24, 2021

Karen

Your evil, simple, Caucasian and libtard wife who thinks your pull game is too strong and ruined your marriage life by finding out how many times you cheated on her. She eventually decides to triggered and leave. She is the problem for everything, she is evil itself, she is the one who took the fucking kids

"Imma yeet you off a cliff if you turn into a Karen"

by TheSkinnyLegend January 10, 2019

stfc karen

Any karen that plays stfc.

See also jake fromm

JakeFromm is such a stfc karen

by DAINCREDIBLEHULK September 21, 2022

New Karen

A "New Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female under 25 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often , homophopic, racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. Usually this type of person has a mother who is an "Old Karen".

New Karen was practicing complaining to management that they way she was served by the clearly gay customer service representative was inappropriate because he was impolite, even though he was not impolite, just happened to have a camp sounding voice that New Karen didn't like, so New Karen made up some bullshit to get him in trouble.

by pfalls June 15, 2022