madden jones

Madden Jones, a man who has no capability in life. A person to think a woman is cute but doesn't see. A blind man I guess. Madden Jones.

"Madden Jones Is Blind'

by YourPdeudonym July 31, 2017

lara jones

Lara Jones, also known as “Pet” or “Postbox” that lives in Sydney. Known as the hottest, cutest, kindest and most caring pet in the world. There’re no other living creature that could replace this pet. You are bless to have one in your life if you do.

Mop: lara lara lara jones. You’re gay.
Pet: mopppp. You’re more gay.

by Minihiro October 11, 2018

Lara-jones

A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.

Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?

Pet: Yes dog.

by Minihiro October 11, 2018

Jone

The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.

I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.

by theAgency_One February 20, 2019

Lachlan jones

Lachlan Jones is known famously for breaking his back 22 times a year for carrying his team. His also know for breaking 4 tables a day because his quads be popin! #YeahTheGirls #FlowerPower

Lachlan Jones helped us destroy 36 tables in 1 day

by Achmahd March 6, 2019

Jaedyn Jones

the exact definition of dumbass bitch

"oh wow look at that jaedyn jones over there"
"you're such a jaedyn jones ugh"

by lucyhalefan March 16, 2019

Jones' BBQ

The best type of BBQ ever! Even better with footmassage!

Person 1: Oh I love to eat Jones' BBQ
Person 2: My too, have you tried it with footmassage?

by Kawaii Monkey March 20, 2019