Andrew Jizz Face Rivas

An idiot who loves to "show off" his "skill" which he lacks in everything. Known to wear shades even inside and on cloudy days and wears hats in douche bag mode(backwards). Random, really, and imagine are the favorite words of a "Andrew Jizz Face rivas"

"all random!"
"Andrew Jizz Face Rivas!"

by Yobro12 April 02, 2009

Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

by Black Bowler October 06, 2010

hold your jizz a bit

Hold your horses; wait a second

Steve: yo can we go to the bees now?? I'm starving!!
Marc: dude just hold your jizz a bit. I'm packing my stuff up.

by Draineddrummer04 July 29, 2015

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.

You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

by Prion July 12, 2003

When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

by Mjmking3773 August 01, 2016

Jiggling your jizz rocket

Jabber jock slang for for working over your hot meaty manrod and shooting a creamy dreamy jizz load in your mother's face.

Jabber jocks love jiggling their jizz rockets.

by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005

Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

by MoeChama November 06, 2010