Bag of Fuckshit

a horrible person who is ill groomed, smells, miserable all the time, and sucks at most things such as living and social interactions.
Chris: damn andrew is such a bag of fuckshit i cant believe how bad he smells

Elana: Yea i know he never even washes his hair

Ben:dude i heard he has jungle pubes too

Chris: thats so disgusting he really must be a bag of fuckshit
by ii krauser ii July 23, 2009
Get the Bag of Fuckshit mug.

Road-Bagging

When you had to move back in with your parents after being on your own as an adult for years, and have to hide your booze from them by stashing the bag on the roadside before you get home so you can retrieve it later.
My mom got on me about my drinking last night at home even though i’m 35, so I’m Road-Bagging the wine I picked up today.
by DeviousDrinkers October 03, 2023
Get the Road-Bagging mug.

diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.
The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.
by JFR16 March 24, 2017
Get the diddle bag mug.

Brick Bag

basically means your a dirty old smelly fucken whore
by BillDaBossLad March 07, 2023
Get the Brick Bag mug.

shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
Get the shock bag mug.

Lumber Bag

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."
"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."
by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017
Get the Lumber Bag mug.

Queerag bag

1)A combination of the words/phrases queer bag(see definition) and fag bag(see definition) often used to save time and/or stress the uncanny homosexuality being displayed by either a straigt male or homosexual male.
2)A device often used by homosexual men or straight men expressing homosexual activity(Metrosexual-see definition)that can be used to store such homosexual items/materials such as used condoms,jizz(both human and animal),dildos(both battery operated and manual),fetish items and devices,Homosexual/Male pornogrophy and any other things off a homosexual nature.
1)That guy with the ball sack in his mouth sure is a queerag bag.
2)I need to run to the store and get myself a new queerag bag since my other one is busting at the seems.
Get the Queerag bag mug.