Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.

by Maven April 15, 2004

ass to pussy

The sexual act whereby anal sex is immediately followed by vaginal sex without any hygienic measures taken inbetween.

I was watching a porn where this girl was willing to perform ass to pussy sex.

by mrcomputerwiz August 09, 2006

Anchor Ass

The origin of Anchor Ass originates from the England. The fist Ass to be labelled ‘Anchor ass’ was discovered around the mid 90s. Anchor Ass essentially refers to an Ass which is 'rock solid'.

For example, anger at a person may provoke attacking the person. If for instance the Ass in particular is attacked and causes serious injury to the attacker, then the Ass must be referred to as Anchor Ass. “Dam! You got an Anchor Ass”.

by Dhadda February 26, 2009

Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

up the ass

A form of saying you have so much of something, you literally have to say "up the ass." When using "up the ass" pronounce "the" as "thee".

Jeff has baseball cards up the ass.

by Corzocl February 27, 2006

ass admiral

Ass Admiral, n: The rank above Ass Captain.

(note: Ass Admiral is a better insult because it's one rank higher, and it's also an alliteration. Those always sting.)

Person A: You cock blister!
Person B: You spooge-licker.
Person A: Blisterwater drinker!
Person B: Regurgitated cum bubble.
Person A: Ass captain!
Person B: Ass ADMIRAL!
Crowd: Ooooooh...

by h3jm4k April 15, 2004

Ass Treeks

A term referring to any butt cheeks made popular by Howard Sterns Ronnie the Limo Driver.

Get down below the ass treeks and drink the juice!

by rekcut24 January 08, 2020