I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.

"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"

by shoffnee October 14, 2014

bag of awesome

Being more than awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!

by P-dizzle AKA Sister Sweetly April 9, 2008

Bag of ass

When you need a creative insult, you take this.

That science class is such a bag of ass.

by Damienny April 27, 2017

bag of mince

West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.

She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.

by Putins Lady September 16, 2006

Brick Bag

basically means your a dirty old smelly fucken whore

piss off u brick bag.

by BillDaBossLad March 7, 2023

dodgy bag

A small plastic grip seal bag, typically used to contain small quantities of drugs. Often referred to as a "dodgy".

You got a spare dodgy bag?

by OneCapitalGeezer April 4, 2016

douche bag

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

by capnbarfy October 13, 2011