Ice Cream

The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.

"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."

by Confooshus October 25, 2017

ice blowjob

When your partner decides it is a good idea to chew a bunch of ice then give you a blowjob with a cold mouth.

Last night my wife killed my hard-on by giving me an ice blowjob.

by Bob Dob November 22, 2013

Ice-Dickle

When your out drinking in the woods in the winter and you go off on a walk with that special boy/girl. You start to kiss and steadily continue on with your sexual activity until he/she touches your penis and it shrivels making it an "ice-dickle"

- Tommy: Dude i went on a walk with Karina last night and she totally gave me an Ice-Dickle!

- Ian Dunphy: No way dude! I got three Ice-Dickle's from Marissa last night!

by ShizzMcdizzle October 24, 2011

Crack Ice

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)

Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.

by booodty June 24, 2010

ice butter

The art of molding butter to freeze to use for sexual pleasure.

I wanna ice butter your dick!

Oooooooooo you about to get ice buttered!!

by A whole stick August 25, 2018

ice is nice

true dat

Meme machine: I C E I S N I C E
Everyone else: shut the fuck up or i'll kill you.

(Ice is nice (;u;) )

by 666666666666666666566666666666 December 13, 2017

Vanilla Ice

A term to describe someone who has very basic sexual desires, a lack of willingness to explore or branch out, and is typically dismissive or non-receptive of a partner's sexual advances.

A combination of the terms vanilla, meaning conventional and boring, and ice, meaning to ignore or be frigid. This term is unrelated to the rap artist who bears the same moniker.

My boyfriend turned out to be such vanilla ice. I almost never get laid anymore, and when I do, it's always the same boring shit.

by Anonymous Internet Person April 14, 2019