Ice Cream

The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.

"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."

by Confooshus October 25, 2017

ice butter

The art of molding butter to freeze to use for sexual pleasure.

I wanna ice butter your dick!

Oooooooooo you about to get ice buttered!!

by A whole stick August 25, 2018

ice is nice

true dat

Meme machine: I C E I S N I C E
Everyone else: shut the fuck up or i'll kill you.

(Ice is nice (;u;) )

by 666666666666666666566666666666 December 13, 2017

Ice-Teamonade

Ice tea mixed with lemonade.

Arnold Palmer makes one hell of a Ice-Teamonade.

by SteelersTatted July 19, 2010

Ice-Dickle

When your out drinking in the woods in the winter and you go off on a walk with that special boy/girl. You start to kiss and steadily continue on with your sexual activity until he/she touches your penis and it shrivels making it an "ice-dickle"

- Tommy: Dude i went on a walk with Karina last night and she totally gave me an Ice-Dickle!

- Ian Dunphy: No way dude! I got three Ice-Dickle's from Marissa last night!

by ShizzMcdizzle October 24, 2011

Roll ice

when a person rolls a marijuana cigarette and mixes methamphetamines into it

dude we should roll ice later, that stuff is crazy!

by RingoStarr July 6, 2009

ice dingles

the brownish black chunks of snow and ice that accumulate on the wheel wells and fenders of cars during the winter and then fall onto the middle of roads during a thaw. akin to the dingleberry.

johann: "krikey. what a perilous ride into work this morning- ice dingles were all over the kennedy expressway."
rostyk: "word. the thaw brings out the ice dingles."

by d-diggity-dan 73 January 24, 2009