You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

I Love You but Fuck You

A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.

Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.

Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.

Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".

by DeltaKT January 4, 2024

I love you more

This is a known fact. Your girlfriend loves you more than you love her and you can’t argue because it is scientifically correct.

“i love you more and most my love ❤️”

by saltysunz January 11, 2024

I love you.

Ya might wanna check up on ur friend they might be plotting to off themselves

Or they might just love you

Friend: I love you.
You:WHAT ARE YOU OK??

Friend: I love you.
You: I love you to

by Poopstink345678910 January 20, 2024

i love you more

in a state were the younger one loves the older one more in a relationship

i love you more, BECAUSE i am younger

by chloe.etc.urmom January 23, 2024

i love you more

in a state were the younger one loves the older one more in a relationship

i love you more, BECAUSE i am younger

by chloe.etc.urmom January 23, 2024

I fuck with you heavy

What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it

Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"

by KidneyCanceler January 26, 2024