To be banished from the forum(s) for a predetermined period of time, ranging from a couple days to permanently.
User 1: Hey dude, did you hear? Timmy got the mod hammer!
User 2: Aw, no way dude! That sucks!
by dietcola July 10, 2009
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When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment
Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy
by MCB95 May 6, 2016
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Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."
by dave132 June 2, 2021
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An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
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Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 12, 2019
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Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 12, 2019
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