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Dirty Halfy

When a person is half Japanese and half white. And then claim that they are Japanese. When really in fact they are just a dirty abomination.
That Horii is a dirty halfy!
by Joe Mana November 29, 2011
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Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013
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Bloody Hairy

A woman with an exceptional amount of pubic hair on her period without a pad or tampon...
When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.
by Illumicunti February 12, 2018
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White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

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1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away
by Shley May 29, 2019
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Holy hairy balls

When someone says *holy hairy balls* they mean, They are shocked and have very hair balls
Hey bro your pet glizzy died, HOLY HAIRY BALLS
by Hey bruva December 5, 2020
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Dirty Hairy

A dirty looking, unbleached anus that is so Hairy you can't tell if they've wiped properly or not.
As soon as he pulled down his pants and showed me his dirty Hairy I dropped to my knees.
by Mommyneverlovedme October 1, 2021
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