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early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.
Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.
by Ohioguy October 31, 2022
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Hood abortion

A hood abortion is when you and yo girl do not want the baby, so you punch the female's stomach to kill the lil nigga inside of her.
"Derek's girl wanted a hood abortion, so he agreed to her request and gave her one by punching her stomach"
by HEXAZ! September 25, 2024
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Hood weeb

"Those hood weebs ruin everything by tainting it with their inferior 'culture'."
by Bicurious wizard March 17, 2025
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hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.
I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.
by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025
mugGet the hood cricketsmug.

hood hogwarts

The alternative school of Hogwarts school of Magic and Wizardry. There for kid with special ability (x-men clan) .
Ma! I made it in to Hood Hogwarts because Hogwarts was too expensive too expensive to go to.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 May 3, 2021
mugGet the hood hogwartsmug.

red hood gang

The coolest gang in the world. you are VERY lucky if you are part of the red hood gang (RHG for short)
"whoa dude! you're part of the red hood gang?! You're so lucky."
by Redhoodgang February 15, 2022
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hood forest

A person who has a collection of tree air fresheners in their car.
Nick's truck smells like black ice, he had hood forest of sir fresheners on his mirror.
by Big twin April 2, 2019
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