full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

Full Cavity Workout

Giving a Wet-Willy to your partner then retrieving the finger before it gets too deep and is lost, drenching the finger in piss, coke, or whatever else you please, then maneuvering it about the anus, being careful to not be sucked in by it, and finally, making them get a full whiff of its scent, by placing your finger on the inside of their nostril, and there you have it, all of the exercise you'll ever need. Amen!

Hey Lard!
Oh, hey Fag, got some puss last night.
Bet you didn't.
Yea dude, I have her a Full Cavity Workout!

by Con2356 May 9, 2016

Full-throated support

When you're a posh upper-class Brit who can't say in straight words that you suck dicks, but must still mention it in proper conversation.

Alastair: I have given Boris Johnson my full-throated support for the past 30 years, if you know what I mean.

by Lamaredia January 31, 2022

Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019

Full Head of Steam

In basketball, when a player has high speed and momentum. Usually used to describe large players driving to the goal for a dunk.

Originates from confused basketball announcers mixing up their words when trying to describe a player as moving “full steam ahead” before entering common usage.

Sometimes described as simply a “head of steam”.

Giannis is tearing down the court with a full head of steam!

Not many people are going to be willing to take a charge when LeBron gets a head of steam toward the goal.

by Charles the invisible roommate May 25, 2019

Full Brown Jacket

When you're doing anal and she leaves a thin coating of shit on your dick

Man 1: "how did last night go?"
Man 2: "pretty bad. We did anal and she gave me the full brown jacket"
Man 1: "oh shit, I'm so sorry"

by ThePussyTickler December 16, 2019

running full-out

To run like Britney Spears (presumably when she was attractive) while being Neil Peart.

“Oh my god! He runs faster than Britney Spears! And she was running full-out!” - Originally uttered by an anonymous elderly female security worker for a Rush concert. This version of the quote is the one told by Mr. Neil Peart during an interview after some show, or something.

by EvilJew December 2, 2013