Driving in British

Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.

Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.

by Britishdriver April 5, 2024

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

by anonymous May 16, 2021

Driving the Hog

Driving the Hog means doing something wild or crazy. Similar to crashing out.

Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!

Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!

by CrashoutMaster3000 October 21, 2024

Drive My Pussy

Drive My Pussy means to take that juicy pussy out for a test drive.

Come here, boy, and Drive My Pussy!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

the drive of shame

Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!

Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."

by kk&jj May 5, 2018

king ozwy drive

A Pile Of shit . King ozwy drive is placed in hartlepool and would be considered a shithole .

Main Attraction : The Local Glue Sniffer Benno

Person one : Coming upp king ozwy drive like well go get a 10 and get dizzy as a bat

Person two : yer mate lets go we'll smoke a fatten behind king ozzy shops .
Normal Person runs like fuck

by CHedderCheze December 19, 2018

Porn drive

Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)

Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.

by AYG delimited November 15, 2017