alvin dong

A male usually with a height of around 5"3 - 5"5. They typically have large thighs which are very often touched by others though the Alvin usually doesn't like it. Friends with Ayman Saleh, Mo Amkieh, Sam Mattinson, Jake Beament, Johannes Hansen and Luke Burns. Alvin's are into very strange things like hentai such as "Overflow" and "Boku no Pico". He also loves proning. (Mods ik u see this plz let me post this it'll be funny with my friends <3)

Alvin Dong exclaimed "I'm being raped!!!"

by alvin dong September 23, 2024

dingily dong

when you get a long dong in ur pants

i shoved my dingily dong in her ass

by sussy cream January 25, 2022

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 28, 2021

zhao dong

A kind, smart, respectful, and handsome man. Very caring to his love ones, always help people in needs without hesitation. Hardworking and family oriented. Zhao dong is everyone's ideal man. In relationship, he is indeed a Green flag and love his partner purely. 💚

"Wow! so Handsome, who's that?"
"That's Zhao dong!"

by Aava July 18, 2022

Ding dong destroyer

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

baby dong

to have a small penis, that girls will refer to as baby dong

susan:look at mikes baby dong,
kate:would you get on that?
susan:................no

by ffghgfhfgfhgfgfhfg October 19, 2011