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chop

The legendary ka$h fam chop. As an Adjective, it serves to describe something stupid or autistic. As a verb it is the same as "owned". As a noun, it serves whatever purpose you want it to server.
"kek i just got chopped by my friend"

"that was pretty chop not gonna lie to you"

"Chop is the greatest."
by chopage February 16, 2018
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chop a brass

To have a sex with a prostitute
I'm gunna chop a brass tonight
by Paul smith aaaa January 5, 2017
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Chop

50/50 or usually 60/40 weed and tobacco cut finely together then bonged
"Man that chop got me high as."
"Hey man you want to put some weed in this chop"? when its practical brown lol. (70/30 or more Tobacco weed ratio).
by pestocide January 30, 2017
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Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps
Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?
by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017
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Lamb Chopping

The act of placing the video for "Lamb Chop's, the song that doesn't end" on an internet dispute as your final argument, thus stating that you they have no point and you could care less about their opinion.
"Some trick started talking shit about my blueberry muffins. After about an hour she was practically begging to be Lamb Chopped."
"Ahh, nothing is as satisfying as Lamb Chopping a random Troll."
by Robbanana October 11, 2012
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Wood Chop

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."
by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012
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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013
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