birthday straightlike

When you go up a friends Facebook feed liking every happy birthday post to him/her.

I just gave you a birthday straightlike.

by richardtation August 10, 2012

biotchable

When a phrase can use the supportive interjection "BIOTCH!"

"Show me dem genitals, BIOTCH! ...That sentence was biotchable, right?"

by babyohyesbabyharder April 24, 2012

Birthday inflation

Instead of celebrating a birthday for one day, it grows to a several days or a week due to the following: family celebration, party with friends, romantic dinner, cupcakes at school. This expansion of time to celebrate is birthday inflation

I thought we could do something this weekend, but due to the wife's birthday inflation I'm busy until next Thursday.

by PDXef October 20, 2012

Biotextrection

When you try to call someone a biotch but your smartphone autocorrects the word to biotech.

So what if we set the couch on fire? You shouldn't be grounded! Your mom is such a biotech. (Text altered due to biotextrection)

Snoop Dogg: Biotech! (Text altered due to biotextrection)

by 22JRock December 17, 2012

@birthday_craic

a really awesome person who will always be there to support 1D and 5SOS THROUGH THICK AND THIN EVEN WHEN THEY'RE OLD A WRINKLY AND HAVE ARTHRITIS AND CAN'T DO FOLLOW SPREES BECAUSE THEIR FINGERS HURT.HE LOVE THOSE BOTS TO DEATH

'hey did you see what @birthday_craic posted on twitter?'
'OMG yes she i so gucci its amazing i just wish i was in a mutual with her'

by teheeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2013

birthday pass

A get out of jail free pass on someone's birthday or until they celebrate it

*does something stupid*
"BIRTHDAY PASS"

by Likmaniplets February 17, 2015

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014