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sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!
mugGet the sheeting on the bed.mug.

bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
mugGet the bed post bitchmug.

National Bed Appreciation Day

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day
Brad: “…”
by camx70 December 8, 2021
mugGet the National Bed Appreciation Daymug.

Hospital bed

The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all
Hospital bed existing

Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?
by No user February 19, 2021
mugGet the Hospital bedmug.

bed-wetter

Someone who openly doubts and/or worries excessively about a political strategy and related outcome. Someone who does not have the guts to tackle controversial political issues whose outcome is difficult to address.
When you come up with a buzz words like Defunding Police to convey a concept like rethinking the police as the panacea for all social problems there will be a lot of politicians will become a bed-wetter.
by mlhiss June 9, 2020
mugGet the bed-wettermug.

Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017
mugGet the Fucked the bedmug.

Sanding alabaster in bed

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.
by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013
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