82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

by dagosti August 22, 2023

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Eliza Coupe Is Katiuska Julissa Robles Based Out Around The Comedic Notion Of Being The Fastest Joke In The World

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Based

The thing that Kashi just called me which is really reaLly erLLlty really reacist and bad of him to say

"your based said kashi""

by Jolyne Kujo October 6, 2021

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Something hella chill, cool, laid back, etc Based is another form of the word cool.

Oh you wanna donate me some money? Based.

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Meaning-losed word used by "dark" humor fans to describe anything with hateful (mysoginistic, homophobic, racist) remarks.

Some mf online: I fine the most hateful, discriminatory, awful act humanity could ever imagine
Some idiot: BaSeD

by Sylfia11 May 19, 2024

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Take ur base

take ur base
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.

• Didn’t get the promotion, but I got a raise. Take ur base.
• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
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by anonymous August 21, 2025

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