ass to pussy

The sexual act whereby anal sex is immediately followed by vaginal sex without any hygienic measures taken inbetween.

I was watching a porn where this girl was willing to perform ass to pussy sex.

by mrcomputerwiz August 9, 2006

Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

Anchor Ass

The origin of Anchor Ass originates from the England. The fist Ass to be labelled ‘Anchor ass’ was discovered around the mid 90s. Anchor Ass essentially refers to an Ass which is 'rock solid'.

For example, anger at a person may provoke attacking the person. If for instance the Ass in particular is attacked and causes serious injury to the attacker, then the Ass must be referred to as Anchor Ass. “Dam! You got an Anchor Ass”.

by Dhadda February 26, 2009

up the ass

A form of saying you have so much of something, you literally have to say "up the ass." When using "up the ass" pronounce "the" as "thee".

Jeff has baseball cards up the ass.

by Corzocl April 13, 2006

ass admiral

Ass Admiral, n: The rank above Ass Captain.

(note: Ass Admiral is a better insult because it's one rank higher, and it's also an alliteration. Those always sting.)

Person A: You cock blister!
Person B: You spooge-licker.
Person A: Blisterwater drinker!
Person B: Regurgitated cum bubble.
Person A: Ass captain!
Person B: Ass ADMIRAL!
Crowd: Ooooooh...

by h3jm4k April 14, 2004

chappy ass

The one person in the group who is constantly abused and revels in it. This person also continually lowers his standards to exceedingly hilarous levels.

Here comes old chappy ass smiling again. He's all scratched up 'cause you pushed him of the porch into the shrubs last night. He just skipped class again today. The boy ain't right.

by T.K.F. August 26, 2008

Ass Chips

Frito Lay Sabritones puffed wheat snacks, chile lime flavored. It smells like ass when you open the bag, but they are delicious!

Mom: "Look, I bought some ass chips"
Daughter: "Get ready for stanky!"

by Dogger78 May 5, 2010