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momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.
I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!
by NiborB524 September 23, 2016
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Poodle around

a person, especially an athlete, who performs in an ostentatiously sensational manner calculated to draw attention; show-off.
—verb (used without object)

to perform or behave in an outrageous or spectacular manner.

Showboating

to spend time doing things without any particular purpose or plan:

‘Poodle around’ used in the UK
Girl, Terri has been poodling around d in her new truck.

We spent the day poodling around town.

Poodle around
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Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
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Todging Around

To be a bit of a nincompoop in a very imprudent manner; to dilly-dally in a way reminiscent of a todger.
Oi, you! Stop todging around you little nincompoop! I'm tired of your whippersnapping.
by someone at your school May 26, 2023
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Reverse Reach-Around

When one tickles the butthole from the front.
Did you hear Ryan gave heather a reverse reach-around for her 28th birthday!
by Mercuri Escott December 28, 2024
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Chimping Around

Chimping” or “chimping around” is a Canadian term that defines the healthy balance between going apeshit and chilling. Chimping.
Hey buddy what’s going on?”
You know man, just chimping around”
by Boxxxmuncher May 17, 2021
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