internet whoer

A person that acts like a whore and flirt online but doesn't in the "real world"

She flirted with me on MSN and said she was going to snd me naked pictures. When I saw her in real life she was really shy. She is an internet whoer

by Random Hero March 4, 2005

troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

Internet explorer

A browser, that, while at first sight might appear open to spyware, will be just as resiliant as alternatives such as Mozilla if you take the time to secure it correctly.

As a stubborn IE user, I have not recieved one piece of spyware on this machine yet.

by Snuffkin February 4, 2005

internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017

Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.

Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.

by tagny taggart February 21, 2011

Internet English

n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.

The following rules apply when using in Internet English:

-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.

-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.

-Wut: short for "what."

-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."

...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.

The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.

by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015