National Snitch Day

December 18th. The day where one person snitches on every body they know, including there homies.

"Hey Mr.Principal its National Snitch Day so Ethan has a Vape in his backpack"
"Good to know! Anybody else?"
"Dominic D, Dominic S, Baili, Kaidynce, Isaac, Briana, Lisa, Carlo, Carl, Arturo, Riley, Cade, Ryan Mich-"
"Ok damn chill, fuckin snitch"

by Omssnitchesgetstitches December 19, 2019

National Ex Day

June 13th

Call, text, or see your ex on National Ex Day.

by justdoitbro June 6, 2020

National Clout Day

National Clout Day is on November 20th
Clout is being famous and having influence

“yo dude don’t fw me while i got clout on”
“clout ??”
“it’s national clout day my dude”

by floatingstars October 14, 2018

National Delusional Day

post people who are just delusional on October 10th

Happy Delusional Day! post a pic of the most delusional ppl u know

You: hey look on snap

person: why tf would u post me for national delusional day??

by btee200 October 7, 2021

National No Boobs Day

For are my females whos boobies are small, this day is made just for you

"Double D?"
Lmao never heard of her, my boobs are even less than a cup B. Happy National No Boobs Day (Oct 16)

by Giulianni October 16, 2019

national geographic tits

The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.

May occur in some women that, just have bad luck

For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)

Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!

by xxAdam S.xx February 6, 2008

National rape day

APRIL 24 a horrible ass joke from horny f!cos that thought this would be funny to people

EVERYONE should stay careful cuz even men get raped not just women so stay safe.

Hey it's National Rape day!
Yea that dumb shit from tiktok

by Rice amd dog eater April 19, 2021