Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.
by Zombie in the Machine September 06, 2022
Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
by Pointman411 February 27, 2023
The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.
by F4ilwin March 24, 2016
The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
by I just got so emo I fell apart April 27, 2024
When you just stay in bed for days without showering, minimal eating and usually ignoring everyone. just laying in bed and thinking about how your day is wasting away.
by acrolynd April 10, 2024
Associated with poor mental health; when someone stays in bed all day, only getting up for the bathroom or food
“Hey, have u seen Steve lately?”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”
by Leapfrogkid March 26, 2024