Monkey Lord

The definition of Jad , a monkey ruler and powerful being , can control monkeys left and right. Jad is hot and amazing. He is capable of fricking anything and is a god.

Monkey : Oooga Monkey hail Jad Monkey Lord
Jad: Monkey have banana

by Minecraft Monkey Mod April 18, 2021

monkey noises

The native language of me

Hoo hoo ahh ahh (monkey noises)

by Spoonman1994 April 26, 2021

Scan Monkey

Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.

Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.

Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.

Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*

Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!

by jimmydevious January 27, 2013

Monkey Ammo

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.

"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."

by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012

Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.

Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.

by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011

Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.

The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.

by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022