Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.

Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!

by Doble P December 6, 2023

Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.

by Strange alias September 15, 2024

Johnny Bartolo

From pocketing to being an overall bjitment jhonny say hello to bartolo.

Why would u.. bjit JOHNNY BARTOLO

by Jahronphonium August 28, 2025

Johnny Cage

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT

Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!

by Johnny cages wifey March 11, 2024

Johnny

Her Jonnie

Her Johnny

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Johnny Cash

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.

"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

Johnny

A person with a unbelievable large cock.

Oh look, do you see the thing in his trousers? He has to be a Johnny.

by Gnardagagadada February 18, 2017