The biggest whore ever known, she is a whore and a stupid slut, also me and giraffe hate her a lot, because she is a dumb stupid hoe
by ClipzeeIsAFarmJew July 6, 2022
Get the Mages Girlfriendmug. Get A Girlfriend Day is on February 5, and on that day people that are single are forced to have a girlfriend, if they don’t get one in the up coming month of March, they will be forced to throw it back until they do it.
by K-9-47 January 5, 2021
Get the Get A Girlfriend Daymug. okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand
yeah I'm gay how did you know?
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand
yeah I'm gay how did you know?
joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?
by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021
Get the girlfriendmug. You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your boyfriend: ‘why’
You: ‘because it kiss your girl day’
‘You both kiss’
Kiss your girlfriend day.
Your boyfriend: ‘why’
You: ‘because it kiss your girl day’
‘You both kiss’
Kiss your girlfriend day.
by Cool girl duh December 7, 2020
Get the Kiss your girlfriend daymug. A girlfriend who constantly starts an argument with her boyfriend, gets jealous quickly, tries to make you mad, etc. She tells you not to do something but she does it, She makes jokes that make you mad, She talks to other guys, She is very jealous.
Gf: Who was that girl you were talking to earlier?
Bf: My friend
Gf: Who?
Bf: (her name)
Gf: (gets mad, catches an attitude)
Bf: But don’t you have a boy best friend? Why are you mad? Your a toxic girlfriend.
Bf: My friend
Gf: Who?
Bf: (her name)
Gf: (gets mad, catches an attitude)
Bf: But don’t you have a boy best friend? Why are you mad? Your a toxic girlfriend.
by Elsey Niki March 22, 2024
Get the Toxic Girlfriendmug. A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy’s girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Drew(drunk calls Lauren): “My girlfriend is asleep so I called you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023
Get the Replacement Girlfriendmug. Person 1:Hey dude guess what.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
Person 2:What?
Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk October 31, 2022
Get the National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Daymug.