“Damn why is everything always falling apart around here? My doofenshmirtz inatorinator just blew to smithereens….whateva I’ll just buy a new one.”
“You must not have a strong independent woman around to fix it for you. Crying shame.”
“You must not have a strong independent woman around to fix it for you. Crying shame.”
by kittycatcuti September 8, 2021
Get the strong independent woman mug.The woman test is designed to be used by men in order to distinguish if an unattractive person is a woman or not. There are two varieties which will be covered in this article, although more may exist
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations
by blooboy November 2, 2010
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An adult person who identifies as female. Women are considered inferior to men in many places, for some unknown reason. Many straight men write definitions here to complain about women, which may or may not be a reaction to straight women writing complaints about men here.
Contrary to popular belief, a man and woman can be friends without romantic or sexual feelings developing between them, even if they're both straight.
by Sam_han_tha April 22, 2018
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Woman, like men, have choices to make. How they treat others and themselves with respect and care. Like men, they know how to love when they change their focus to not just about themselves and their negative experiences
Woman need men that love them whether in a relationship or friendship. Not talking the fear of being in friend zone. A woman or guy can know when to walk away from another if not respectful. But if the reason is taking than giving, its not respect or love, its convenience.
Woman don't always do the right thing or say the right thing, but are listeners, not just talkers. Those that don't listen are missing out.
Woman are valuable, not just flesh. They are:
Bold and courageous without trampling others
Loving without being clingy
Caring without criticism (even themselves)
Strong and independent without belittling a man's importance or other women
Being ok with flaws and making them her strengthsConfident in her own skin because she is worth making decisions about how others treat her or walk away from those that don't treat her well Pays attention to how guys treat her and how they treat other women
Sex without love can be at the same time isn'tconvenient and is painful Its combative as a woman because desires of love, trust, care and attention are desired, not just sex.
Women don't expose others' weaknesses
Stop battling the extremes of what is. Usually extremes are far reaching and confusing. Bridge the gap on who you are instead
Woman, like men, have choices to make. How they treat others and themselves with respect and care. Like men, they know how to love when they change their focus to not just about themselves and their negative experiences
Woman need men that love them whether in a relationship or friendship. Not talking the fear of being in friend zone. A woman or guy can know when to walk away from another if not respectful. But if the reason is taking than giving, its not respect or love, its convenience.
Woman don't always do the right thing or say the right thing, but are listeners, not just talkers. Those that don't listen are missing out.
Woman are valuable, not just flesh. They are:
Bold and courageous without trampling others
Loving without being clingy
Caring without criticism (even themselves)
Strong and independent without belittling a man's importance or other women
Being ok with flaws and making them her strengthsConfident in her own skin because she is worth making decisions about how others treat her or walk away from those that don't treat her well Pays attention to how guys treat her and how they treat other women
Sex without love can be at the same time isn'tconvenient and is painful Its combative as a woman because desires of love, trust, care and attention are desired, not just sex.
Women don't expose others' weaknesses
Stop battling the extremes of what is. Usually extremes are far reaching and confusing. Bridge the gap on who you are instead
by Charlizec March 13, 2019
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“You must not have a strong independent woman around to fix it for you. Crying shame.”
“You must not have a strong independent woman around to fix it for you. Crying shame.”
by kittycatcuti September 8, 2021
Get the strong independent woman mug.A woman who is exploited by the sex industry. Used in the place of prostitute or hooker because these imply the prostituted women (or less likely man) has agency in the situation when this is extremely rare. Used by anti sex trafficking activists. The word hooker also implies that men are hopelessly seduced or sucked in by prostituted women when really it is a choice to pay a pimp to rape a prostitute woman and degrade her intimately for his own satisfaction.
The prostituted woman was kidnapped from her homes in South East Asia under the threat of the death of herself and torture of her family. Sex trafficking is against international human right's laws and every human being's right to personal autonomy.
by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013
Get the prostituted woman mug.To give a girl a donkey punch when doing it doggy style and then ejaculate on her back then pressing the sheets to her shoulders to give her a cape when she wakes up.
So my girlfriend said she had a child hood fantasy of being a superhero so I gave her the wonder woman last night
by The Great Blumkin June 24, 2009
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