Mystery meat

Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting

Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles

by I love my ego April 5, 2022

Meat Shotgun

A fancy name for a dick

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun

by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017

meat blower

When you get your weiner stuck in a hair dryer and then proceed to unstick your dick with the force of the dryer.

Nathan: Man, yesterday I got my winkie stuck in a hair dryer.
Ece: dude that happened to me the other day.
Brian: Shit man, I'm pretty sure that's a meat blower.

by Creamy Dudlius February 4, 2018

Meat Swapping

Two men engaging in sexual activities.

i heard does two boys Meat swapping in the bathroom just now.

by Metro Boomen June 20, 2016

Meat Wrestler

used to describe homosexuals, fags, queers, gays, or any man who enjoys wrestling, jerking, sucking, taking it in the ass, or packing fudge

Me- Remember Simmons?
Reid- Oh yeah that dude was a total meat wrestler. he packed more fudge than freddy mercury

by thekais July 13, 2010

daddy meat

the epic meat of the prime alpha male of the room.

did you really suck daddy meat last night?

by daddymeatluvr September 7, 2019

Meat Gum

The final stages of a Slim Jim.

Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo October 2, 2019