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White Widow

Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.

I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.
"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"

"Which one?" - some stoner
by novaranium August 13, 2023
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Brenda Widdleton

Brenda is..how do I put this... a super gorgeous gal! She makes me wanna literally wanna watch dream, my favorite youtuber
"Tsk... I knew BRENDA WIDDLETON would show up eventually"
"hEY! Stop bullying Brenda! Don't you know shes dating Stuart the biggest fupa in town?!!!!"
"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOUR'E RIGHT!!! I have mispoken...I forgot brenda and stuart are the biggest foopa couple in the universe!"

"hAH. That will put you in your place! "
by Stuart'sLittleFoopa69 January 21, 2024
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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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Alpha widow

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.

People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.
She’s suffering from alpha widow syndrome so she won’t come out of her head.
by Unija777 February 12, 2024
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White Widow

When a dude is receiving a blow job, and just about to cum, and the giver scrapes their teeth on the penis, stopping the whole production in its tracks.
"Hey man, how's it going with Danielle?"

"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"
by Blonde Girl 2 March 8, 2024
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Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.
Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.
by Nduck March 17, 2024
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Chad Widow

black widows that form webs low enough that only men 6ft or taller can walk into.
The Chad Widow's web caught Vlad by surprise as he was hiking through the forest.
by Mezzma May 3, 2024
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