whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.

Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.

by z-cok masta December 14, 2010

Whales

A drug term used for scales

I want that on whales no unders

by JD Warrior March 8, 2020

whale porn

The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.

Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.

While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !

by MadPounder August 12, 2017

whale in the pond

If someone who is too big and not appreciated.

Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off

by Hazel cloud May 30, 2021

Saving Whales

The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.

Jack is a lone man, he loves saving whales.

by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016

Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth

When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.

by NeoTechni April 7, 2023

Whale

A very large woman. Very very large

Brandon fucked a whale last night out of desperation.

by NaughtyDictionary December 17, 2017