wet forest

When you're jacking off and cum gets all in your pubic hair.

"Aw man, now I have a wet forest, shouldn't have let it sit there."

by SuckMyPepe June 10, 2014

Wet Internet

Porn on the internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!

by totalfuckup August 14, 2014

Wet Sandusky

I received a wet Sandusky when I was raped in the shower.

You received a wet Sandusky when that trucker cornered you in the restroom.

by kmbsu47304 November 19, 2014

wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

Wet-Nash

The action of a females soaking wet panties while performing foreplay.

Man she had a wet-Nash before I ever took her panties off.

She was so horny she had a big wet-Nash

Did you feel that wet-Nash rub against you during that lap dance.

by E=mc December 9, 2013

wet blasting

Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"

by egbb June 3, 2015

Wet wussie

The act of holding a water drinking competition with a bartender in Australia who is a "wussie" and refuses to drink alcohol with you. If the bartender loses he has to pay for drinks for being such a boring dick and being so thoroughly unAustralian.

Rules:

Each participant sculls a schooner of water as fast as they can.

Last one to finish pays, patron or server.

"yo donnie I wet wussied that punk who served us at White Castle and he had to pay for my drinks"

Donnie- " nice one dude! That guy wouldn't even have 6 shots with us what a shit bloke"

by Fadiastheonlyone July 23, 2016