Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs

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by UNCLESAMFUCKEDMYSISTER January 25, 2018

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS)

The polite way of saying the “r word”. My uncle is crazy and has a tbi so he acts special. When do you something stupid, you say a person has UDS. There are currently 8 patients and no cure.

Bro I can’t believe you stuttered, your Uncle Dave Syndrome (UDS) must be acting up.

by KALYNALTNEL May 26, 2022

a visit from uncle chronic

smoke weed with out planning it it kinda just happened, chronic is weed and uncles always come unannounced

me: hey you just got a visit from uncle chronic
alex: o well i got my cologne with me so its cool

by the original c-dub November 10, 2009

Uncle Ruckus Ass Nigga

A black man who’s a Trump- supporter, despite his knowledge of Trump’s racist ass comments.

You Uncle Ruckus ass nigga , don’t you hear what that racist fool is saying!?

by Rencewell October 15, 2017

the monkey's his uncle moment

When someone explains a family related event with a lot of excitement but the other person doesnt really get the complicated family relations. who was the auntie, uncle cousin,nephew etc etc??

a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.

sara: Im sorry which uncle was it? Thats alota family crap and im kinda in the monkey's his uncle moment.

by krystalize August 07, 2010