A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun
I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025
Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."
by Hym Iam April 05, 2024
I have to find my mapenzi thing cause i have no normal weed left.
Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?
Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?
by Bbgg1127 May 16, 2021
A term for a preteen woman or a human female younger then thirteen years old who has sex with grown and will go placed where she can find them to have sex etc.
Person 1: I told her," Your just a little girl, you can't take grown mens' dicks. And she said ,'Yeah, I can too take grown mens' dicks'"
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
by The Fury 13 January 16, 2011
by namague October 28, 2017
“She’s in a relationship but no ring no thing”
by Jemma-1299 July 20, 2024