by Katias98 March 7, 2022
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Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!
by Simp-lySarra February 11, 2023
Get the Simp-ly mug.The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
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He’s hot and u need to admit it
But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin
If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰
He’s hot and u need to admit it
But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin
If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰
by KuboKaishipper January 15, 2022
Get the Levi Simp mug.Basically what simps call smash or pass, but simp means you would do anything for them or you can pimp which means let someone else have them.
by anonymous June 25, 2021
Get the Simp or pimp mug.You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
Get the Simp Syndrome mug.Hanako-simp is a simp XD
by Nene yashiro♥️ April 4, 2021
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