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crippled simp

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.
by Katias98 March 7, 2022
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Simp-ly

Rola: ugh Sarra is so annoying.
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!
by Simp-lySarra February 11, 2023
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Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
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Levi Simp

Ur swag,but common .
He’s hot and u need to admit it

But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin

If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰
I’m a Levi Simp
I simp for Levi,so I’m a Levi simp
by KuboKaishipper January 15, 2022
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Simp or pimp

Basically what simps call smash or pass, but simp means you would do anything for them or you can pimp which means let someone else have them.
Man 1: Simp or pimp Zendaya
Man 2: Sheesh I’m simping

Man 1: I am too
by anonymous June 25, 2021
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Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-
You simp you have the simp syndrome now.
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
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Hanako-simp

They are a beautiful happy person and they are one of the best people in the world UnU ♥️
Hanako-simp is a simp XD
by Nene yashiro♥️ April 4, 2021
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