Jordan

A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt

I pulled a jordan

by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!

Jordan keef will plaster your door shut

by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 8, 2023

Jordan Kim

He is an Asian and he lives for the gym.

He is like Jordan Kim.

by irobotgaming 69 September 6, 2022

Jordan

This guy is a total bad ass. He does not wait the alloted 30 minutes to swim.

Jordan dangerous pussy. That's right his middle name is dangerous.

by Artcrimes August 10, 2021

jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.

person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him

by penislicker662 December 5, 2019

Skip Jordan

Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless

You think micheal jordan is the goat? What a skip jordan!!

by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023