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ice is nice

Meme machine: I C E I S N I C E
Everyone else: shut the fuck up or i'll kill you.

(Ice is nice (;u;) )
by 666666666666666666566666666666 December 13, 2017
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ice dingles

the brownish black chunks of snow and ice that accumulate on the wheel wells and fenders of cars during the winter and then fall onto the middle of roads during a thaw. akin to the dingleberry.
johann: "krikey. what a perilous ride into work this morning- ice dingles were all over the kennedy expressway."
rostyk: "word. the thaw brings out the ice dingles."
by d-diggity-dan 73 January 24, 2009
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Roll ice

when a person rolls a marijuana cigarette and mixes methamphetamines into it
dude we should roll ice later, that stuff is crazy!
by RingoStarr July 6, 2009
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Ice Cream

The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.
"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."
by Confooshus October 25, 2017
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Crack Ice

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)
Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.
by booodty June 24, 2010
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ice blowjob

When your partner decides it is a good idea to chew a bunch of ice then give you a blowjob with a cold mouth.
Last night my wife killed my hard-on by giving me an ice blowjob.
by Bob Dob November 22, 2013
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poop icing

pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.
"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"
by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012
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