Getting right wrecked off your mind. Drinking copious amounts of liquid alcohol, well doing an excessive amount of drugs.
Did you see Pharrell??!!
He drank a 26 of 151, and snorted an 8-ball of coke. He was straight dirted!!

Im getting right dirted tonight. I bought a pound of weed and a 40 of whiskey. Hells ya! Party on Garth!!
by streetthug11 May 16, 2011
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To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex
Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first
by brazildude April 6, 2015
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What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.
Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.
by Dirty Curt September 23, 2013
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That chicks been ran through more than a poor look at that dirty ass dirt boat
by Joaquin Buckley November 25, 2020
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The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.
Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."
by LDS14 April 12, 2018
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People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.
Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.
by EmJayee February 10, 2021
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