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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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it was supposed to be a dictionary for words but become a mindless shitty thing for jokes and sexual stuff and more.
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Hand circle thigh thing

a tremendous addition to the sex lore commonly performed by someone known as "that motherfucker or perhaps "him"
He did the Hand circle thigh thing it was crazy
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Big Gyal Thing

Rich girl thing. Gyal = girl but could just be person. Used in UK slang.
"CC bag look nice, but the Birkin bag look way more heavy
That's just a Big Gyal Thing, man, you get me?"
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Do the Chuck thing

Locking yourself in your bedroom and not speaking to your friends as soon as your girlfriend arrives, even though it is a predefined Bro-night.
Cmon man you gonna hang tonight or just do the Chuck thing?
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Terrence Howard's Thing

Probably doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Sabine Hossenfelder was critical of it.
Hym "So, Terrence Howard's thing probably doesn't hold up. Somebody go do it right- Go, go do the thing. Find the color if musical notes so I can rub it in Jordan's face."
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