by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017
Get the texas bear pawmug. An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..
Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.
by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015
Get the Texas bowl wrappermug. Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020
Get the Texas Place Matmug. Here single women reside for a year of "hard work", blood, sweat, and tears. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a sudden engagement to a nice yeshiva bochur. The Hype House usually isn't very hype, unless it's followed by a night of Shabbos meal drinking. The Hype House boasts a treif kitchen (not done intentionally), but make sure you kashur the dishes before! We are in prime location of the local school, so close in fact that dismissal can be heard from inside the house. We are fortunate to have the most amazing neighbor, Joe V's which is probably the most sketchy store a frum girl will find herself in (if you didn't catch corona yet, you will probably catch it inside Joe V's). We call the Hype House home and while it surprises us each day, we value the time spent in all its glory.
by internlyfe January 25, 2021
Get the texas hype housemug. small ass town. there isn't actually a lake. full of the real deal pipeliners, big trucks, and drugs. if one person know you're secret the whole town knows and your brother is sleeping with your best friend while she's sleeping with your boyfriend
P1:"hey man, I'm going to sour lake Texas to pick up some drugs and hoes you comin'?"
P2:"sure man, let me get off the pipeline and drive my big truck up there'"
P2:"sure man, let me get off the pipeline and drive my big truck up there'"
by bigtrucksandhoes February 18, 2018
Get the sour lake texasmug. A rock, preferably with a reddish color, that gives off a white residue when it is handled.
When one person would like to have coitus with another, they could give that person a Texas Sex Rock. The gift would serve as the question, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The answer would be determined by the acceptance or rejection of the rock as a gift.
When one person would like to have coitus with another, they could give that person a Texas Sex Rock. The gift would serve as the question, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The answer would be determined by the acceptance or rejection of the rock as a gift.
by Red Headed Devil May 25, 2016
Get the Texas Sex Rockmug. The pinnacle of success for collegiate football in College Station, Texas. A prerequisite for annual participation in the Belk, Liberty, Music City, Texas, and Gator Bowls.
We pride ourselves in being a mediocre football program. In an effort to uphold our tradition, we are going to pay a guy named "Jimbo" a small fortune to rebrand us as Texas 8&4.
by OhioStateStillSucks August 30, 2022
Get the texas 8&4mug.