by noramleh September 4, 2009
Get the tailtree mug.The word Tailenis was originally formualted to explain a tail / penis like appendage on a small soft toy bear. It describes something which could be viewed as either a penis or a tail, but is ultimately indeterminable.
Tailenis can also be used as an insult towards men who act stupid, sleazy, creepy or in a caveman manner, to explain that they have not evolved and are an evolutionary throwback.
Tailenis can also be used as an insult towards men who act stupid, sleazy, creepy or in a caveman manner, to explain that they have not evolved and are an evolutionary throwback.
"Ya know what, I think I'm going to leave his unusual manhood alone, partly because I think it adds character, and partly because its inhumane to cut a tailenis off anyone."
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"Leave me alone, you creepy tailenis"
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"Leave me alone, you creepy tailenis"
by Melisk23 December 17, 2009
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by DrakkenWulf February 7, 2010
Get the Tailgoal mug.(verb) Having to play as Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog 2, dispite the fact that Tails only follows Sonic's movement; giving the illusion of gameplay. It is usually a ditch effort on the behalf of fustrated elder siblings.
When I used to bug my older brother for the sega, he'd put on Sonic and tails me. It took around 3 years for me to figure it out; I'd even tails my own friends!
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 30, 2010
Get the Tails mug.the sport in which men enthusiastically pursue recreational sex. Usually in a bar or other "target-rich" environments
Hey, Dude! I went tailtaggin last night at Berts Bar. You should of been there!
Hey Nikki you look tired. Yeah, I was at Berts for a couple drinks and spent the whole night running away from some jack-ass who was out tailtaggin!!
Hey Nikki you look tired. Yeah, I was at Berts for a couple drinks and spent the whole night running away from some jack-ass who was out tailtaggin!!
by recoverydude February 23, 2011
Get the tailtaggin mug.A link that can send one on a complete tailspin of internet reading. Typically a wikipedia, documentary, or political event reading spree.
by Chris L ATX November 17, 2011
Get the tailspin link mug.The shitty feeling after one tailgates for a prolonged period of time. Usually followed by common symptoms of headache, nausea, dehydration, short-term memory loss, and AIDs (Alcohol Induced Diarhea).
Not unusual to wake up with unexplained bumps, bruises, cuts, and empty condom wrappers spread throughout the site of infection.
Not unusual to wake up with unexplained bumps, bruises, cuts, and empty condom wrappers spread throughout the site of infection.
Jacks: Dude I feel like such shit.
Rich: I know, I feel like a midget snuck in my butthole and punched my liver.
Rezi: Did we even go to the game? I remember seeing a football... I think.
Alex: Faggots, text book tailgateitus. Grow the fuck up, especially that D-Bag Jacks. What a bitch.
Rich: I know, I feel like a midget snuck in my butthole and punched my liver.
Rezi: Did we even go to the game? I remember seeing a football... I think.
Alex: Faggots, text book tailgateitus. Grow the fuck up, especially that D-Bag Jacks. What a bitch.
by Huskers4Tailgating September 12, 2011
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