Top Red

Top reds are usually the middle aged and elderly fans on Liverpool who spend most of their day on Facebook. They're extremely hostile and don't tolerate any form of criticism against the club and its owners (FSG).

Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.

Normal fan: "I think we should improve our squad depth in case of injuries"
Top red: "shut it wool! you think you know more than FSG?! they saved us from relegation to the sunday league!!"

Normal fan: "Adrian has cost us a lot of games this season with his mistakes, we should replace him"
Top red: "give yer head a wobble! 6 times!!!"

by LiVARpool July 8, 2020

Top Shotta

Being one who shoots semen into another man's mouth

Preferably of a good relationship

"Jag is my Top Shotta"

by Jay_ARLS November 27, 2022

over the top

A sexual position involving 3 members: 2 men and a "lady". The two men plug the woman from two sides, one getting oral, the other getting butt or vagina. While DPing this said woman, who is bent over so that she faces the floor/bed/pooltable, the two men have an armwrestling match on her back. Hence the name, over-the-top.

Timmy, Tammy, and Tommy enjoyed a nice round of over the top before going to school.

by SatisfactionGuaranteed February 15, 2006

top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"

by willyjoejack October 16, 2006

Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

high tops

rims that are in excess of 22"

Jamal got them high tops nigga!

by big money pimpin to the max April 4, 2005

Top G

Sufferers of the micropenis syndrome. This term was coined by their master, Andrew Tate, with the microest of all penises, to form a micro penis army to fight teenagers on the internet. Along with the micropenis syndrome, these people are also susceptible to what is know as a 'humiliation kink'. Beware, they will ask you the color of your Bugatti while attending a 50 dollar university in the dark dungeons of their parents basement.

Top G: Who the fuck recycles pussy?
Man 1: Huh?
Top G: WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR BUGATTI BITCH?
Man 1: What's prison food like, Top G?

by gagarararasputin January 3, 2023