The chode test or procedure is:
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 24, 2017
Sometimes you gotta ask yourself, my Word was accepted even if the account creation was at the end ? Do i receive a mail ?
by PacoAdams November 23, 2021
When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!
by QuacksO April 10, 2023
by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023
Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
by IAmTheDude June 27, 2012
This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.
IT Director:
Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.
IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.
IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.
IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.
IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
by Mr413 November 05, 2021