simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 22, 2019
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Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham
Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..
by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021
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Subway Simp

Someone who thinks subway is good and they are stupid
by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020
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Lerma simp

the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.
Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?

Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.

Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
by AJA October 31, 2019
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Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-
You simp you have the simp syndrome now.
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
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Hanako-simp

They are a beautiful happy person and they are one of the best people in the world UnU ♥️
Hanako-simp is a simp XD
by Nene yashiro♥️ April 04, 2021
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Simp or pimp

Basically what simps call smash or pass, but simp means you would do anything for them or you can pimp which means let someone else have them.
Man 1: Simp or pimp Zendaya
Man 2: Sheesh I’m simping

Man 1: I am too
by June 25, 2021
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