Jose

A really attractive strapping young lad that is definitely going to be fucking the entire cheerleading squad at your local highschool, no matter what country you live in. His testosterone levels are so damn high they could be compared to the potency of the ash cloud that emerged from Mount Vesuvius. His high testosterone level also gives him the ability to travel back in time and he is known for making sudden appearances in historical photographs. He can often be found rizzing up your girlfriend, and he's not afraid of fucking lesbians. If anything, he seeks lesbians out. He also has an iq of 160 which is why he has been able to evade the FBI for the last 60 years.

Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"

Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?

(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)

Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"

by dskvnjefdv April 15, 2024

jose s

literally one of the most manipulative people in the world. scrawny and toxic. tries to blame everything on depression and asthma.

"i have a caca boyfriend"
"whats his name"
"jose s"

by LA6 April 30, 2024

Jose

The prettiest, most handsome boy ever. He’s very smart and creative and the funniest person ever. He’s so handsome that you can never keep your eyes off him, he’s pure perfection <3

I wish my boyfriend was as cool as Jose

by jellystarz May 19, 2024

Jose

Jose is the best guy ever. He’s sweet and funny and smart and creative. He’s so handsome that you can never keep your eyes off him. He deserves all the happiness in the world, I love him very much.

I wish my boyfriend was as cool as Jose

by jellystarz May 22, 2024

Jose Baden

Jose Baden is a character from the hit game Identity V. He is the hottest survivor. Nobody can change my mind.

Edgar Valden: I want you Jose Baden
Jose Baden: Ok

by edjose February 8, 2024

Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.

Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez

by Jaydasbsf March 8, 2024

jose rizal

Filipino hero

Jose Rizal was shot to death by firing squad

by This server is for DOORS Conte March 12, 2024